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Comfort Trap

When you have things to do with your life and someone comes over to make you comfortable. So comfortable, you stay there much longer than you intended.
Boy: Time to get out of bed and be productive!

Girlfriend: *wraps you in blankets and snuggles you*
Boy: Or not....Fuckn Comfort Trap
by TheDustyCactus January 20, 2019
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comforting snail

The use of one's thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. The comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee's upper arm, usually whilst saying "comforting snail" to avoid unnecessary confusion. The circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb - not the arm.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".

The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.
Charlotte: Ohh no i just dropped my fork!
Wendy: *Comforting snail*
by Tnetennba:) June 30, 2011
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built for comfort

a lady you could saddle up and ride all night. soft and round.
That girl's tits are built for comfort, man.

If I put on Titanic now, I might be done with her by the time it's over.
by queef tastahz February 24, 2009
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Global Comfortabling

In the looming face of global warming, not everyone is afraid. Some folks, namely those living in colder regions of the globe, welcome this global warming with open arms. This has lead to global comfortabling being the preferred euphemism in those regions.
I never thought that March could be so nice. Thanks global comfortabling.
by tastycat April 2, 2007
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Comfort Couple

A comfort couple is a couple, which can be from a TV Show, game, book etc makes you feel safe and happy when upset, sad, down etc.
Delena from The Vampire Diaries is my #1 comfort couple”
by Randomcat September 26, 2021
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comfortably numb

one of the best pink floyd songs. from the wall album. its lyrics are mystifying and powerful and the guitar solos (especially the second one) are enough to give major goosebumps.. and make you want to go insane..
Dude 1: hey man whats a good song to kill yourself to?

Dude 2: well, if it were me, i would want to go out with comfortably numb..
by br71488 May 5, 2009
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comfort stop

(noun)
A comfort stop is when you go to the toilet for whatever reason, e.g. if you have to drop off a deuce, go for a slash or a line of coke
Rather used by older women
Tour guide: Ok gents, does anyone need a comfort stop?
Dude: Oh hell yeah, I have to piss like a racehorse, bitch!
by Santacruzshores January 6, 2006
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