Swag Collector

A person that has devoted their life to accumulating large amounts of swag. They do this in hopes that people will like having them around if they have swag, but little do they know that this hobby actually makes them less enjoyable to be around than if they had not collected any swag in the first place. Swag is said to have originally stood for "Secretly We Are Gay", and this would explain why Swag Collectors walk funny(Due to the ass fucking they just received). Swag Collectors can usually be seen wearing sideways hats(with the bill perfectly strait and the sticker still on it), and flashy clothing. The flashy clothing is thought to be a way of attracting mates, much in the way a peacock has bright feathers, with the exception that Swag Collectors are attempting to attract same-sex mates.

Thrillz Millz: "Hey, I'm a Swag Collector"

Perez Hilton: "Yay! Wanna fuck?!"

Thrillz Millz: "Yup!"

by non-SwagCollector December 17, 2012

sticker collector

(adj.) a person who is constantly searching for compliments and affirmations from those around them. behavior consistent with a person who is a complete loser. (origin: a person shows-off, expecting some sort of reward, like a sticker)

"Dude, Scott keeps telling me about his fucking scholarship. What a sticker collector"

by amandalicious May 6, 2006

scab collector

a fucking douchebag
cocksucking shitgrinner
ect..

"i dont want to stand in the rain waiting for you to tie your shoe"

"fuck off sheila, jeeze. don't be such a fucking scab collector."

by richard bean August 9, 2008

Slow Internet Connection

Any page that takes longer than 5 seconds to load.

5 seconds: Damn it this page isnt loading! *Shut Down* Now you show up! Stupid Slow Internet Connection.

by Faatemalea November 9, 2010

West Side Connection

"The threat to the world is not over.
As we speak, our futures in grave danger

Ice cube, Mack 10 and W.C. are...MASTERS OF GANGSTERIZM.

A group of organized street thugs turned business men
The Gangster, The Killa, and the Dope Dealer.

Through out the western hemisphere connection cells have been multiplying faster then anticipated.
World domnination is a true reality we must face, it is...upon us.

Capitalism, Materialism, and Imperialism, our world must never fall in the hands of the WESTSIDE CONNECTION."

So what the fuck we gon do now

What the fuck are we gonna do now?"

"So what the fuck we gon do now
What the fuck are we gonna do now?"

by the_masked_magician00 December 5, 2004

Simp Collector

Women who crave the attention of lesser men to glorify them in every way but not give back

"Yes them some simp collecting hoes" "Doja Cat a Simp Collector"

by Sir Izaak June 1, 2020

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017