Chameleon

Your setting obviously determines how you are going to behave.

Hym "If how you DRESS... Your attire changes based on WHERE YOU ARE AND THE SETTING YOU ARE IN... Why would your behavior NOT? Do you act the same with you family as you to with your coworkers? No. Friends? No. That isn't 'being a chameleon' that's called 'SOCIAL BOUNDARIES.' So if you work in a group home for retards... You don't fuck the retards. If you AREN'T in a group home... You fuck whoever except children and still probably not retards."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

bitch chameleon

A person who manages to blend in among other bitches by acting bitchy. However they are usually a good person at heart.

Guy 1: Dude you know that girl Susan?
Guy 2: yeah shes a total bitch
Guy 1: no shes a bitch chameleon. Shes actually really nice.
Guy 2: oh alright. Ill be nice to her then

by lalalalalalabitch12638006421 February 20, 2014

schawrma chameleon

A guy that can sway and charm and blend in in any situation any enviroment and any women that he pleases...

Bill; so how was LA?
Jake; man i was like a schawrma chamelon all up on that bitch...

by Jake_69ld March 18, 2005

Chameleon(continued)

continued from GuitardHero88

Only enjoy doing 45-50% of what they enjoy, or they might pick up on it really quick.

Never look off or act goofy, because you might get caught in a "I Bet You Can't Bang That Chick" look, and it's over right there.

Always go back to her place, because a chameleon always has a the room of a white rich child with too much clothing on the floor or they live with ma in the office on an air mattress.

Once at her place make sure not to come on too strong until after about 30 minutes in, because back at the house she can drill you even more...It's happened to me so I know.

Once everything is set and you think the timing is right start putting slow moves on her...
Eventually...it will be almost impossible for her to resist.

Then exit strategy...pretty simple....The Quagmire

Chameleon(continued)

by Audi0sl4v3 April 10, 2010

Make-Up Chameleon

A girl that looks completely different with her slap on, usually a wrong'un without

Gary: You seen Charlotte tonight? She's usually a brown-bagger but tonight she looks fine!
Paul: Yeah dude she's a total make-up chameleon

by Marcabre October 27, 2015

chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

Chameleon

Aw hey, thanks Sam.

Hym "I could have expounded on the chameleon think too by saying 'People who are higher in trait openness are also likely to be less consistent in their personality and women are reliably, ya know... That.' And that way I would get to show off my 10 YEARS OF COLLEGE LEVEL PSYCHOLOGY STUDY! But whatever... Yeah, no, still good. Hey, what's the timeline on me getting my money and-or the fluid drain up out of my brainz? Because unlike the sister from Phineas and Ferg is DO NOT have squirrels in my pants but, rather, fluidz in my brainz. My heralds have all failed me and are all either getting piped down or piping down hoes... Or are having tea with bible nerds but that's- it's fine. That's not a huge deal. Um... Yeah... Fluid in my brainz... Not pleasant and I am the creator of A.I. I feel like I should be getting both credit and moneyz and I don't think I should have to murder children to get either of those things but... You know... Sometimes kids have money, like, in their lil pockets and what-not... Soooo.... Yeah... Give me... My moneyz... Yeah."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024