Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)

Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!

by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016

the Carwash

When a guy has had too much to drink and he can't get his penis hard so he sloshes his junk up and down her face.

I was just going to teabag her but I got a little overzealous and gave her the Carwash.

by Matt Linville October 9, 2018

Disgruntled Carwash

When one “butt chugs” a bottle of soda (pop, carbonated drink), and sprays it at an individual. but strictly only on the occasion that the act is done through a car window.

“I hit Greg with a good ol’ “Disgruntled Carwash” last week, boy was he mad”.

by Himmothy Neutron April 27, 2024

Carwash

(N)

1) A place someone washes their car. Typically found with multiple slots to power spray soap and rinse. Commonly found in redlined ghetto districts.

2) a place to meet up and buy drugs in big cities. Or get supply drops. Usually has covered areas. And multiple exits to main, as well as back streets.

Call dealer on phone,"yo i need 10 stamps"

Dealer "come to the carwash, the one from yesterday"

"You wash your car everyday?"

*click*

by ForsakenMycelium March 23, 2022