I can't breath

my pH is low, bro

psych patient in restraints yells, "I can't breath, mother fucker!"
he means he cannot compensate for his metabolic acidosis because he can't ventilate from all the people restraining him

by toxdoc March 21, 2022

It can't cure cancer

A statement made by dumb people regarding scientific and medical research or progress. Due to the individuals lack of understanding, they assume that diverting resources to scientific pursuits is pointless unless its about solving a problem like curing a disease.

Who cares about funding NASA's next space project, it can't cure cancer or anything important.

by Stan Rezaee April 16, 2016

Can't Sing for Shit

When your singing sounds so bad even shit doesn't want to hear it

Guy 1: Wow that guy sounds like a dying monkey!
Guy 2: He can't sing for shit

by sydlas November 19, 2015

I can't Breathe

Often used by guilty people when apprehended by police. These people often scream "I can't breathe" but in reality it means "I'm Guilty"

Child killer Keith Moses continuously screamed "I can't breathe" as he was apprehended by police after murdering 3 people including a 9 year old girl.

by ShoeGod420 March 01, 2023

The Left Can't Meme

the general fact that left wing people (under whom feminists, communists, the majority of media outlets, etc..) take themselves to serious to be able to make funny jokes.

this is painfully obvious in, for example, BuzzFeed's "23 Real AF Jokes That Will Make All Feminists Laugh"

this term is used by people who are politically not on the verry left side of things, mostly edgelords, and other alt-right hangarounds

>> dude, why is every tv program so boring?
<< all the media is owned by a leftist clique, and you know that the left can't meme

>> yo, heve you seen that page with left wing memes
<< yeah, unfunny AF
>> uhu, the left cant meme

by ëmbryö July 18, 2017

can't beat the beater

you cant beat the person that's been beating the whole time

Maya: "Jstris queen fell off?"
Gabby: "NO, you can't beat the beater!"

by chants_UwU May 18, 2022

can't fix stupid

The case of being confronted with a problem that is utterly someone else's fault, in which case can not be fixed by yourself, the person that caused it or anybody else.

I can't fix stupid.

by Larad Conplant September 14, 2014