After pouring champagne into a woman's anus, a man inserts a butt plug. The man proceeds to have violent intercourse with the woman above a champagne glass. The intercourse continues until the butt plug comes loose, and the champagne empties into the glass. Finally, the woman drinks the champagne.
It was our anniversary, and my wife is a real champagne connoisseur. So, I gave her the rarest of champages, the dirty champagne.
by ThisDrinksOnMe January 12, 2011
Get the Dirty Champagnemug. Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
by Willy Soul October 12, 2023
Get the Jewish champagnemug. by Vibezzz July 25, 2017
Get the CHAMPAGNE VIBEZmug. by sideways killshot March 31, 2011
Get the Champagne Skydivingmug. man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...
by whitemomlovzrap April 24, 2014
Get the champagne shirleymug. by Mr. Mac&Cheese April 30, 2016
Get the southern champagnemug. Similar to a champagne birthday, its the N'th guy a female has sex with where N is the day of the month you were born on.
by sexdeviant November 27, 2012
Get the Champagne Cockmug.