penis buffer

1.thin strip of skin that seperates two peni when a female is engaged in double penetration.

Dude, if there wasn't this penis buffer between us I'd be gay.

by bob lopez January 7, 2006

pickle buffer

a homosexual, or a female who loves to give blow jobs. someone who sucks so much dick they could buff a pickle. can be used as an insult.

1. john your wearing a gay shirt, you pickle buffer.

2. sarah is such a pickle buffer.

by Fatt Turle November 16, 2005

buford

A lame person who can't do anything without a problem

"Josh always fuckin Shit up!"
"He a fuckin Buford I swear man."

by ŃáìŕéŘéńéè September 21, 2016

Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.

Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.

by superbloke April 28, 2010

buerptz

Someone who drinks heavily. As a result, the individual has no concept of right v. wrong nor reality in general.

Matt got another DUI. He is buerptz!

by 2010bob2010 September 10, 2010

Reverse Buyer's Wiimorse

A feeling one gets when they feel for some retarded reason that the Wii has no good games, sell it, then regret selling it, and want to buy it back when a certain game is announced for it.

See idiot and moneywaster.

Tom: I think I might sell my Wii. It has like no good games out for it.
*sells Wii*

-2 months later, the reverse buyer's wiimorse kicks in-

Tom: Is that Metroid Other M? It looks awesome!
Now I have to buy the Wii back to play it... I should have never sold it.

by DKsDownBIntheAir August 7, 2009

Date Buffer

A date buffer is a friend that you bring along when you hang out with someone that you're romantically interested in. The purpose of this is to make the excursion seem as if it wasn't a date, but more of a friendly gathering. In most cases though, the 'buffer' is ignored as a third wheel.

However, if you're NOT interested in the person, a date buffer can be used so that you don't send the wrong message.

1) "Dude, I wanna go out with that chick again, but I'm a wuss and I don't wanna go alone. Could you be by date buffer?"

2) "That guy's cool and all, but I don't really like him like that. Just be my date buffer today and I'll pay for your ticket."

by CptROFL September 6, 2010