The absolute worst.
The kind of guy who had grey hair at the age of 14, but lives a stress and care free life.
His idea of a gourmet meal is a chicken selects meal from McDonald's
Often wears a bra, and sports white socks with brown shoes.
Despite these flaws, he somehow manages to acquire amazing friends who aren't embarrassed to be around him.
The kind of guy who had grey hair at the age of 14, but lives a stress and care free life.
His idea of a gourmet meal is a chicken selects meal from McDonald's
Often wears a bra, and sports white socks with brown shoes.
Despite these flaws, he somehow manages to acquire amazing friends who aren't embarrassed to be around him.
by TheRealTammy April 01, 2017
by jake paul February 04, 2019
He's got the dick the size of a semi-truck. He's athletic, tall, and has blue eyes. He has no relation to the tv host Ellen.
Hoe 1 -Whoah have you seen Bryan's Dick?
Hoe 2 -It is gigantic !
Hoe 3 - He looks nothing like Ellen
Hoe 2 -It is gigantic !
Hoe 3 - He looks nothing like Ellen
by billnyedick7374 December 22, 2016
Bryan is a gay kid who thinks he knows it all and likes Carlos. Bryan wants to fuck Carlos but Carlos likes someone else that's a girl not a gay kid who thinks hes school. Bryan also has a small dick and no one likes him.
by Bryan the Dickhead September 23, 2019
Brian is the most gay motha fucka ever! He has a 2.3 millimeter pp with tiny ass ears. And from afar he might look like James Charles cuz he looks so fucking gay. Can never get a girlfriend and looks like a fucking twig with no meat on his bones. Barely even has any finger nails . And he always tries so hard to smash some pus but never gets even close. and has only 3 FUCKING PUBES! Uses a strap on to fuck !!! But he never gets to use it because he can never smash pussy. Plus he’s really tall so his feet are a size 15 so he looks so ugly. Just imagine a tall clown is on meth, cocaine, heroin, and never EVER takes a shower. And I heard he fucks washing machines on a daily basis
by Bryan’s Dad May 13, 2019
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