Brian is Latin for “he who carries a burden between his legs.” Individuals privelaged with this name are known to excel in podcasts and in bed. Coincidence I think not. They are also known to have the alter ego, “Carlos” when they are drunk off their ass
You: Dude I met the coolest bro today
Friend: Did he have big dick energy
You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian
Friend: Did he have big dick energy
You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian
by Jdbeasty March 31, 2019
Brian is the type of person who claims he's not a Tacuache. He also has that Edgar hair cut. Drives a F-150 or a chevy. Listens to corridos all the time. Says cuh all the time and no quema. He is better at English than Spanish.
by Eldelaclika November 14, 2019
by 123scobbitybeebop April 04, 2019
Brian. Brian Brian? Brian.
by Brian Brian Brian February 11, 2021
An interesting individual. He is very unpredictable and will always be searching for things to assist in his journey to discover his soulmate. Once you get your hands on him tho, you won’t want to let go. He’s sooooo dreamy. Big muscles, light stubble, hot haircut, even hotter face, and does everything. If you get with a Brian, don’t lose him, because then your friend will get him.
Jennifer: I finally found my soulmate, and he’s a Brian. HE’S SOOOOO HOT.
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie
by readyplayerone1 December 27, 2021
cool kid, hella good at anything water related so basically a water god 🦑, is the most undry person ever, gets u all the best memes, will make u feel like the best person ever, smart af, and will be the nicest person you will everrr meet :)
example:
bro brian is literally so cool
yea omg i heard he’s gonna get into stanford with a full scholarship cuz of his swimming skills
bro brian is literally so cool
yea omg i heard he’s gonna get into stanford with a full scholarship cuz of his swimming skills