Bongo bitch

Bongo boys are people who don’t believe you when you tell them you are in-fact Michelangelo

I am Michelangelo you bongo bitch.

by anonymous February 24, 2020

Cum Bongo

An affectionate name for lady juice sometimes emitted during female orgasm. This act can be accompanied by singing altered lyrics to the 80s TV jingle for the similarly named juice drink. "Cum Bongo, Cum Bongo, They drink it in the Congo." Don't get carried away, neither health professionals or the Congolese advise drinking Cum Bongo.

Mother Teresa discovering she was a Norris McWhirter was exciting, washing the Cum Bongo stains from her sheet the next day was however, was a thundering nuisance.

by Phep November 1, 2015

bongo fever

having an unstopable urge to go the the nearest club and dance worse than a retarded ape

"bongo fever" your 10 bottles of blue WKD worse off and its saturday night. so you and your friends put your war paint on and shorest skirts and go the the bongo!

by skunk(69) August 14, 2011

Dongo Bongo

The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat

Last night my boyfriend pulled out during sexy times to play the dongo bongos

by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016

Bongo Cat

A wholesome cat who plays da' bongo. ( It has a Sub-Reddit too! )

Lobez: Oh my god, look at that cat playing da' bongos!
Pepper: Yes, is named Bongo Cat.

by Lobez uwu November 5, 2019

beefy bongos

when a female tits are very very giant

"look at this new pic from kim k"

"look at her beefy bongos"

by Owner of duckazon March 19, 2023

Jazzy Bongos

A name for breasts.

Show us your jazzy bongos!!!

by drushy July 30, 2011