hair blizzard

when someone has such bad dandruff, it looks as if they had just walked miles through a blizzard.

(girl walks in to classroom)
boy: Dang is it snowing outside?!
girl: No....what makes you think that?
boy: Oh...nothing...nothing at all.
other boy: Dude! That girl totally has been through a hair blizzard!

by supercalifragilisticexpidoosh November 6, 2010

Mexican Blizzard

Used for revenge and/or entertainment. The act of shitting in a fan, burying unsuspecting passersby in a storm they won't soon forget.

Juan: Remember the Mexican Blizzard of '03?

Oscar: You kidding? I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.

by Trennodon October 17, 2008

backdoor blizzard

after returning from a tacobell run, and cumming in your girls ass, you ram her real hard, pull out, and watch her fart out the cum, in a blizzard like manner

mike johnson gets back door blizzarded everyday

by paul April 3, 2005

Snow Blizzard

While doing your girl doggy style in snow reach and grab a handful of snow. Pull out and spit on her back, giving her the impression that you came on her back. Then proceed to ejaculate into the handful of snow, when she turns to look shout "SNOW BLIZZARD, BITCH!" then shoved the semen covered snow in her face.

Also if your girl likes golden showers, tell her to try the lemon flavor.

Dude I so gave my girl a snow blizzard yesterday during that snow storm.

by jobinhammer101 January 12, 2010

slizzard blizzard

A party in which everyone is completely wasted or so high its a blur. A blizzard of drunkenness.

Dude, that party was just not happenin' until i walked in with the bottles of Skyy and started a slizzard blizzard.

by sexyshe September 15, 2010

cj blizzard

80's Glam hair band Rocker, Rock Star, Awesome Person

Did you see that CJ Blizzard at the show the other night.

by Christopher Diamond April 21, 2008

blizzard bags

An extreme case of blue balls

"Hey man my bitch left me with blizzard bags"

"Damn Casey, blizzard bags are the worst"

by T-Doll March 4, 2014