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Bible thumper

1: Complementary context.
An enthusiastic preacher or person (might sometime literally thump the Bible) that seems to know the Bible well and not be wishy-washy and not to be poitically correct. Preaches fire and brimstone. esp. as a means of exhortation or rebuke.

2: In a negative critical context.
A preacher or a person that is hypocritically critical of others, as they are often worse of the people they are chastising. A person that uses religion to try to inoculate themselves from criticism. A con artist that does know much or some of the word of God, but does not abide by it, but tries to use religion to pretend to be an honest good person for personal gain. A religious whitewash. These individuals have a tendency to be on either end of the spectrum. Spending most of their time criticizing others; or they try to do token good deeds or token crusades to try to make themselves look like saints. Often they spent most of their time criticizing others to draw attention away from their own sins. Often they spend much time making token efforts, to draw attention away from their own sins.
1: Complementary context.
Every time I asked the minister about a moral dilemma in my life; he will respond off the top of his head with a Bible verse or a religious parable to help guide me in the right direction and make sense of my dilemma and to put my dilemma in perspective. He’s a Bible thumper.

2: In a negative critical context.
Frequently the minister gave a sermon demonizing infidelity and chastising the congregation; yet it was later found out that he himself was having affairs. He’s just a Bible thumper.
by scheme fighter November 28, 2010
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Bible basher

Not a satanist, and not one who bashes the Bible. A Bible Basher is someone who constantly goes around forcing the word of the bible on everyone else, and claims that everything BUT the Bible is evil. Some Bible Bashers even say music is evil because "in the bible" it says that Lucifer was the conducter of God's Orchestra, and say that Lucifer knows how music works on people so he is "hidden in the music, sending you subliminal messages"
This Bible Basher lady said to me in person that I was evil because I listen to Cradle of Filth.
by DeadThresholdJake June 29, 2004
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biblewhore

Any hypocrite who uses religion as a shield to hide what they really are.
My boss and his wife break every labor law written,rip off employees, and cheat customers, but they run to church 5 times a week. These people are biblewhores.
by 454 April 10, 2010
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A bumblebee fart is a loud fart that sounds like a bumblebee flying really close to your ear on a Spring day. Everyone knows that sound when they hear it but they can't quite place it. They just know it was a really odd sounding fart.
Jackie cocked her leg up and cracked a bumblebee fart right in Jimbob's face. No one could believe it.
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Bumble my nuts

(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.

1. Adjective- informal
To blow air against a nut sack making a motor boat effect
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