Staldy baldy

Its bald but cooler yo
All the cool kids r sayin it

Damn avert your eyes man that guy over there mustve polished his staldy baldy recently.

by Soggy stu February 13, 2023

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cheese baldy

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart

Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy

by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021

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Baldi

A slightly over weight person, with a receding hairline. Be careful because they can be very sensitive whenever you mention their hair or weight.

“ Your such a baldi!”

by Rgcsfhcdtv December 4, 2019

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baldi

Baldi is the love filled, non derogatory form of baldy.

Hey baldi, long time no see? I see you lost your wife and more hair since the last time we met.

by tgkprog April 27, 2022

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Baldy

The term used when one shaves only one testicle and leaves the rest of the groin area to reach rainforest proportions.

*at a nude beach*
“Oh look he’s got a nicely kept baldy right there”

by i’mactuallygod June 19, 2021

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the word baldy is a word used as a nickname for someone that is bald, or going bald, or fits them in any way. baldy is the type of guy to only be described as baldy. he is the type to make everything sound bigger then what it really is and then ends up not even showing to the event. he is a classic white good boy and probably smokes weed and vapes in his basement playing gta 5 or call of duty all day procrastinating playing xbox rather than working and getting money and not being lazy. baldy is also known as a person that opens his mouth to a lot of people even when the people have no idea what he is even saying.

john-hey jason i heard we have a baldy in the house
jason- oh yea who is that
john-that kid walking up to u-(gets cut off)
the baldy- hey guys me and my friends beat the shit out of this kid today and it was mad funny because after that i called out of work and played xbox and smoke my vape and my weed all day

by 420bongboy December 13, 2020

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