Baker Boy

Someone who prefers not to have intercourse with a woman, but simply to pleasure them self while staring at them.

oh my gosh! You're going out with Louis? He's very attractive, but how is he in bed?

Ehh... He's a bit of a baker boy.

by Che La Luna May 25, 2015

Baker's Dozen

The act of placing all 10 fingers, penis and testicles inside a women at one time. Making a total of 13 individual parts inside her at once, Hence the term Baker's Dozen. This can be done using any of the following oraphaces, mouth, vagina, and or anus simutaniously, in any combination, as long as every thing is inside at the same time.

Used in a sentence: Jane's gag reflex made her two testicles short of her first Baker's Dozen

by Rob24 September 7, 2008

Baker Street Shuffle

Pulling your schwantz out of a girls pussy and putting it in her ass. Named after the only stop on the London Underground where you can cross over from the pink line to the brown line.

We got really drunk last weekend and I give her the ol' Baker Street Shuffle. She'd never do it when she was sober

by Raule Duke July 5, 2007

baker's dozen

(n.) the act of smoking 13 consequetive bowls of marijuana. A double-entendre; "baker" refers to both the marijuana being burnt and the number traditionally associated with baked goods

Dude, I got so fucked up yesterday. We smoked a baker's dozen. I couldn't move for a day.

by slapdick July 24, 2004

Baker Acted

To get hammered drunk; as in drinking O.G. Four-Loko and Red Bull and Vodka. Also known as 'getting front-row'; where the aforementioned front-row does not refer to a specific concert or theatrical presentation, but as in a more general sense in life - alcohol permitting.

Individual 1: Dude, we're getting baker acted tonight.
Individual 2: Why do you say that?
Individual 1: (Presents O.G. Four-Loko in addition to the Red Bull and Vodka purchased previously)
Individual 2: Oh, shit. Yea we're getting front-row.
Individual 1: Hammered drunk.

by rosslikesauce July 29, 2011

Baker's Dozen

Slang used for smoking 13 rounds of marijuana in a row.

After Billy and his friends smoked a baker's dozen, they were melting through the floor.

by ChubbyHubbyMcLardAss December 26, 2005

Baker's dozen

Sex act where doughnut holes are inserted into one's anus. Usually followed up with a greasy breakfast.

There was a whole box of Timbits left over so I gave her a baker's dozen.

by Abys 43mal October 23, 2015