An infection that a woman contracts after having sexual intercourse with a foot having the fungus known as athlete's foot. Symptoms include blisters and cracked skin. Aka dhobi itch.
That bitch laughed after I kicked her in the box and it didn't hurt her...little did she know I gave her athlete's cunt, biological warfare at it's finest!
Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!
Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!
by Kevin Baconstrips March 8, 2009
Get the Athlete's Cuntmug. A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'
by Parkmeister May 15, 2006
Get the Charlton Athleticmug. by Creat1v1ty October 25, 2008
Get the Be an Athlete Son!mug. by TTSprinkz August 2, 2019
Get the digital athletemug. Much like a method actor, a method athlete will exercise their craft while throughout the day. A method athlete will dribble a basketball while in the grocery store.
The method athlete baseball player has never been seen with a baseball in his hand. Much like a method actor, this athlete is always in character with his sport.
by ERIC Jenson August 10, 2016
Get the Method Athletemug. When the lady of the house goes to take a nice hot bath and the tub so filthy that if you don't clean it out first you'll most definitly catch u some athletes cunt.
Poor Jennifer just wanted to hurry and get off work to soak in her bath tub... But her Room mate Steve washed his dirty ass in the shower and didn't clean it out, Jennifer wasn't exc ited to learn she had her a gnarly case of athletes cunt.
by Langcable32 April 3, 2019
Get the Athletes cuntmug. When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.
"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.
by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012
Get the Athletic Ballsnatchermug.