Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.

He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.

by wendy 816 August 29, 2015

Artificial death in the west

An artificial death in the west is when she shoots pussy through your chest and you die.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened to Tom?
Person 2: nah bro.
Person 1: he got an artificial death in the west.
Person 2: oh no.

by Thickdickrick July 1, 2023

Artificial Play-doh

When you ejaculate into your ancestor's ashes and let the ashes get wet and doughy and use it as play-doh

Me: I just busted a nut into my grandma's urn and I use it as Artificial Play-doh

Friend: What the fuck.

by Im outside your window May 10, 2021

Artificial face

A person's face with excessive amount of makeup or , with no specific facial expression.

An artificial face that is over-tanned or with extra amounts of fondyuten.

by Bearded Guy February 11, 2011

artificial turf

Female genitalia that is reserved exclusively for the use of women. For men it is not the "real" thing.

Actual conversation:

Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.

Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf

by icrappedmyselftoday June 17, 2012

artificial intelligence

A natural phenomenon occurring when you install Python on a machine

"Coding this artificial intelligence is gonna take too long! We need to extend the project deadline."
"Have you tried using Python"

by ronaxii October 19, 2021

Artificial intelligence

Artificial intelligence: when highly sophisticated equipment is operated by stupid humans.

Artificial intelligence is when a courier driver is given a GPS to deliver a parcel.

by [e-mail] September 15, 2023