Appalachian tailgate smasher

The act of having vigorous sex on the open tailgate of a truck until the tailgate breaks and falls off.

We was giving each other an Appalachian tailgate smasher on the Ford and the tailgate done fell clean off after five minutes!

by Charli XXX September 30, 2015

Appalachian Train

When several people engage In rough, unusually positioned sexual intercourse with a single human while riding a ski lift, specifically in the Appalachian mountains.

“I was with Jim on the ski lift the other day when I saw a group engaging in the strangest sex orgy I’ve ever seen. We called it the Appalachian Train.”

by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024

appalachian pony bath

When you run through a field naked with a pony chasing after you trying to lick you clean

After eating those mushrooms, I couldn't resist the urge to take an Appalachian pony bath.

by Fearless Bastard March 06, 2014

Appalachian Cum Rag

A short sleeved T-shirt worn upside down like a pair of shorts and used to catch your cumshot after masturbating.

Thank god I had an extra Tyler Childers shirt to use as an Appalachian cum rag last night!

by RandyLover69420 March 15, 2024

Appalachian yoga

its forced butt sex from a hillbilly

you look Purty , me and you gonna do some Appalachian yoga.

by Brian T. O'Hara August 08, 2019

appalachian steamer

A shot of Jack Daniels dropped into a Budweiser.... A redneck Boilermaker

He gave me an Appalachian steamer last night, and I loved it!

by Rs696969 March 01, 2014

Appalachian Autism

Term used to describe the inbred and redneck mannerisms of born-and-raised suburban guys from upstate New York that take PD and FD jobs in NYC. Their lack of street savvy and naivety to urban culture gives them the appearance of having autism in such jobs.

This boss is so scared, nervous, sneaky and stressed-out? Does have the Appalachian Autism?

by NVRLnD March 01, 2024