Appalachian quilt orgy

When a group of people cram together on a trampoline under quilts and watch the stars.

Hey, y'all gonna make it to the Appalachian quilt orgy?

by Prayergroup September 19, 2017

appalachian pony bath

When you run through a field naked with a pony chasing after you trying to lick you clean

After eating those mushrooms, I couldn't resist the urge to take an Appalachian pony bath.

by Fearless Bastard March 17, 2014

Appalachian yoga

its forced butt sex from a hillbilly

you look Purty , me and you gonna do some Appalachian yoga.

by Brian T. O'Hara August 7, 2019

appalachian molotov

A jar full of pissed off hornets you use to throw at hostiles

Hey Clayton the ATF is coming get the appalachian molotov, thoes fuckers gonna be tweaking then we can take their dropped stuff.

by B-29SUPERFORT May 11, 2023

Appalachian Mary

a frozen Bloody Mary, piled high with whipped cream and various other sweet treats.

Wow, I ordered the best Appalachian Mary at Stooger's last week!

by bleebcore December 11, 2024

Appalachian Cum Rag

A short sleeved T-shirt worn upside down like a pair of shorts and used to catch your cumshot after masturbating.

Thank god I had an extra Tyler Childers shirt to use as an Appalachian cum rag last night!

by RandyLover69420 March 15, 2024

Appalachian Cooler

Any white wine mixed with Diet Mountain Dew and served in a plastic glass.

Those ladies down at the pool drinking Appalachian Coolers are so classy!

by Crabby Abbey May 3, 2014