Apache Pilot

A rated Army aviator, operating the AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter. Typically less than 64 inches in height, fond of wearing Randolph aviator glasses and driving either a full size pickup truck with semi-stacks and Metal Mullisha stickers, a pony/muscle car, or an annoying motorcycle with loud exhaust. Spontaneous utterances of the word "attack" are often encountered when in the company of an Apache driver. Apache pilots enjoy pointing out how "gay" the pilots of other airframes are, until confronted with the fact that the armored glass between the pilot and co-pilot/gunner was installed to prevent man on man aerial lovemaking. For additional information see the film: "Firebirds", featuring Nicholas Cage wearing panties on his head.

Q. Who are all those short guys playing volleyball and trying to look like the scene out of Top Gun?

A. Those are Apache pilots.

by Fred Belkin December 5, 2011

aracelia

beuatiful origanal and the perfect freind

omg i wish aracelia was here

by the goddesss July 12, 2017

Anaceli

Anaceli isnt you typical girl. She is beautiful. Even if she believe it all the time. She always has a smile on and it makes your day amazing. She is a blessing so dont let her slip out of your grasp. From the moment you lay eyes on her you will know she is going to be you bestest friend. She can be wild at times. Anaceli may always have a smile on, but dont let that fool you. She can be one of the most emotional person ever. Once you meet a Anaceli your life will never be the same.

Oh, Just hanging out with Anaceli.

It's ok Anaceli I will be with you like you were with me.

by Salty Slug February 24, 2019

Aracelys

Aracelys is a gorgeous girl with short brown hair and light brown eyes. She also usually has AMAZING eyebrows. Aracelys also has VERY long legs. Other than that she has a great personality and will always make you laugh. If you have an Aracelys in your life appreciate her:)

Samantha: omg look at her eyebrows

yesenia: They are so cute!
samantha: she must be an Aracelys

by YESSIRRR:))) November 25, 2019

Araceli

A rat that will steal all of your snacks

"bro where are all my snacks?"
"Araceli probably took them"

by The real bean September 24, 2020

Apache

The act of titty-fucking a girl from the top down, so the testes hit her mouth and she starts yelling like an apache (imagine the hand-slapping-mouth indian holler, with the testes instead of the hand).

"Damn dude, I could hear him giving her the apache so hard that smoke signals started pouring out from under the door!"

by Billy E. May 3, 2007

Apache Blowjob

Just prior to climax from oral copulation, the giver suddenly stops and scalps the entire pubic region of the reciever.

DAMIT! Id rather get an apache blowjob then deal with this shit!

by biggskinny January 15, 2010