Your mum geiy

It means go shoot yourself you noob
Hey mate how is it going with life?

Your mum geiy.
by Anthoon21 May 27, 2018
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Your mum's face

A term spawned from two previously immature and overused insults 'your mum' and 'your face'. Although these two retorts were originally used by the illiterate and mono-sylavic lesser-beings of british culture the combining of the two has only recently been adopted by somewhat higher brow citizens.

Although used gramatically in much the same fashion as both its parent phrases the use of 'Your mum's face' is generally accepted to be a satirical take on modern chav culture.
"Man this seat is comfy"
"your mum's face is comfy"

"Don't you think this ice cream is delicious"
"Your mum's face was delicious last night"
by Matt 'Verix' May 18, 2007
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bum your mum

The act of having buttsex with a mother
"Go bum your mum!"
by mmmm yummy yummy cummy cummy September 17, 2019
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shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’
I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’
by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018
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Your mum in a wetsuit

Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked
Person: what you been up to today

Friend: your mum in a wetsuit

Every dabs continuously
by Jrbob1 December 09, 2016
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so'z your mum

relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.
Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet
by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009
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marshmallow your mum

don’t worry i didn’t listen either
i’ll marshmallow your mum, dan

i’m sure that’s a disgusting sex act
don’t look that up on urban dictionary
by you don’t know me October 09, 2020
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