Coping a squat in public and dropping a massive turd between your feet.
Performed intentionally as a joke or revengeful act or out of pure desperation because one needs to shit and there is no restroom or no time to get to one.
Performed intentionally as a joke or revengeful act or out of pure desperation because one needs to shit and there is no restroom or no time to get to one.
I was on a run on the trail when my little puckerhole started to squeeze. The protein shake was not going to stay inside. I had no choice but to do an ankle drop right there in the trail. The rest of the run was a bit sticky.
I did an ankle drop on my ex wife’s doormat.
I did an ankle drop on my ex wife’s doormat.
by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020
by Some asshole on the Internet September 29, 2017
by Trippthedick August 09, 2018
A small person that has no other talents than being able to crack ankles due to their short stature.
Person 1: "Damn, that Peyton is such an ankle cracker."
Person 2: "Yeah, no one even saw her coming."
Person 2: "Yeah, no one even saw her coming."
by Tuxedocat007 July 21, 2017
When you live with multiple male roommates and you take a shower and the drain backs up. After Jenking it the sperm connected to you leg hair cooks and makes a light baby desert.
Yo watch your shower bro. My legs just took a cooking class do you have any whipped cream to go with that ankle custard?
by Creamy cook August 31, 2020
The act of being another's bitch.
The term is derived from another; "you got me jumpin' through hoops." After all that jumpin', you'd think your femurs would end up lodged deep, deep, deep in your anus.
The term is derived from another; "you got me jumpin' through hoops." After all that jumpin', you'd think your femurs would end up lodged deep, deep, deep in your anus.
I was shittin' ankles all over the place on Valentine's Day; my lady sent me around to See's, Conroy's, AND Tiffany's!
by Benjamen F. Dover February 18, 2008
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016