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American 

A synonym for words like moron or idiot, an American is unfortunately the victim of the American education system, which renders them in a state of both ignorance and confidence. They’re ignorance grants them the ability to talk about topics they have no fucking clue about, whether it’s geography, history or politics. The American is typically yt.
“Paris is the capital of Europe”, the American explained.
John Brown was a madman” , said the American.
“America is the best country in the world”, proclaimed the American.

“I’ve never been outside the US”, the American confessed.
American by Syrup.sandwiches March 19, 2021

American 

People just like you and me but for some reason other nationalities think they are better than Americans. When you say Americans are fat an stupid you realize your actually insulting The whole entire nation of the America’s Americans are not just people from the us. So can you stupid cunts please shut up and stop trying to act like you know any real information about Americans
Americans are the world’s punching bag because other nationalities think they are superior.
American by Truthfulasshole July 11, 2021

American 

1: Something that looks shiny and great on the outside but on the inside is rotten or trashy.

2: Anything that pumps itself up to be substantially better than it lets on. IE: America appears wealthy due to extreme borrowing from other nations yet is a nation full of ghettos and slums.

3: Obnoxiously rude and known to be insubstantial. When Americans travel they shit all over everything claiming America is better and don't tip. Usually bringing ill repute to the rest of the western world by proxy.

4: Anything America/American is known to be all flash and no payoff mostly hype and usually rude or obnoxious, degrading or demeaning to anyone else.
"Hey, isn't that Felicia sexy?"
"Oh no bro, she's totally American..."
"Oh... gross."

"Hey is Josh as good of a quarterback as he says he is?"
"No, that reputation is very American."

"Everything Katy does is so fucking American."
American by Vhael December 14, 2016

American 

An American is an uneducated, superficial, narcissistic person who lives in a country without culture or history, the United States of America. He is convinced that his country is the best, to be recognised by an exaggerated patriotistic attitude and strong protectonistic action. Furthermore, Americans are very violent, recognisable by the size and number of military missions abroad, and a high level of weapons possession at home.
What is he doing ? What an idiot he is ! Must be an American !
American by JnMe July 26, 2018

american 

1. A language spoken in the United stated, derived from English that developed through the usage of various regional terms such as:

a. Main street USA: rock-n-roll, slurpee, bud(weiser), dude, dudett, disco-sucks, bro, broski, brodenski, christian values, french benefits, Fox News, intelligent design, black conservative, Tea Party, progressive politics, white-collar trash, hanging chad, the 'facts', coke (the drug), coke, jazzy, nigger, picnic def. 9 UD, white trash, pedophile, restraint, a moment of quiet reflection.
b. Irreducible hillbilly talk: yeller, tard, har, rooaaad, shine, white-lightnin, white-paar, git‘er-dun, fried hog, fried butta, hang 'em, ignernt.
c. The ghetto: wat-up homie, don't make me bone you ho, partay, playa, po-po, 5-O, chronic, crack, cracker, crack-pipe, crack-ho, pimpin ain't easy, breastesies, juice (aka kool-aide).
d. East LA: taco, burrito, fuck-it holmes, low-rider, manana, puto, no-speek-english, tamale, la migra, get in the back foo!, Santana, restraining order, I ain't Puerto Rican S.A., whats-up cellie.
e. New York City: cabbie, fo-get-about-it, you gonna eat that, soup-nazi, Coco, Trump, fuck-you-honky, no... fuck-you-nigger, I'm Puerto Rican foo!, pizza, yo.
f. San Francisco: gay, straight, queer, Cher, Rice-A-Roni, kazillion, drag-queen, I'm Puerto Rican silly.

2. The people that speak american.

3. A product or technology developed expressing the values of the american people.
Usage:

1. Jimbo: "Those messacans outta lern 'american' before they let 'em thru that fence.

Jefferson: "That may be Jimbo, but it don't take much to pick tamaydahs, after a good wollupin'"

Jimbo: "Still... lernin 'american' outta be a law, like lernin the pledge or prayin in school."

2. While the yank toured Europe he insisted on being called an American.

3. Jimbo: "This here's american son, you wont find this quality in a Jap bike. Now pass me that wrench, will ya boy."
american by PlanetBJR January 1, 2011

American 

American by DaMann February 11, 2015