Alexa

Windows 10 voice recognition system that has problems listening and misinterpreting your commands. She will always respond after you say something like "I don't understand" or responds to your command to call a friend by saying "playing song be a friend to me" then plays the song. Alexa is dumb but she tries to please. Calling out her name activates her and space recognition is enabled. You need lots, and lots of practice because the artificial intelligence is very dumb. Alexa can be found inside other devices like a voice control home automation hub or some cheap plastic canister that sits on your coffee table.

Alexa Call my work...Alexa responds by playing the song take this job and shove it😨
Alexa open urban dictionary. Alexa responds with "opening Websters online dictionary"😐
You have to train Alexa very well to your voice before you can properly use Voice Attack or FIOP
Alexa unlock the front door....and she plays Light my fire by the Doors song😑
Get rid of Alexa before she posts pictures from your porn files to Facebook.

by Flipped3540 May 06, 2018

Alexa

A true gladiator

Alexa, What time is it?

by Depressed Llama January 31, 2018

Alexa

An inconsiderate person who only cares about others when they are bored. This person lacks social qualities, instead relying on obsessive alcohol consumption to fits in with crowds way younger than themselves.

She spent her whole night out drinking again, she was acting like such an Alexa

by Didgeridoodledo October 13, 2018

Alexa

Alexa is the device that you either ask to do something, or talk to it when you're lonely.

Alexa this is so sad, play despacito.

by Bish Lasagna January 14, 2019

Alexa

Alexa is the founder of the lgbtq tribes and the 72 other genders out there. She is the hoe-ist hoe of them all. She has the IQ of a Mcchicken. She is know for having 16 toes in each foot and being gay.

Friend: Hey bro look it’s Alexa, didn’t she makes all those genders cause she’s a fagbag?
Other friend: oh yah! She’s also the hoe-ist hoe ever.
Friend: damn, and she has the IQ of mcchicken.
Other friend: I bet you she has 16 toes on each foot too!

by Lightning_mcqueen March 27, 2020

Alexa

Alexa is the most self absorbed person you'll ever meet. she has the most obnoxious laugh in the whole fuckin world. she's ugly too. she can talk shit but she wont do shit.

Alexa: *obnoxious hyena laugh*

Person1: OMG WTF WAS THAT??

Person2: oh that's just Alexa's bitch ass lmao

Person3: she has the most annoying laugh huh?

person1: For a second I thought we was at the zoo! LMAO

Person2&3: ikr!

Person1: she ugly ASF! no cap

Person2: Honeyyy….youre just speaking faxs!

All(except alexas pussy ass): LMFAOOO!!

by lopez83 October 27, 2018

Alexa

That dumbass amazon thing.

“Yeah. Alexa”
“Oh that stupid amazon thing?”
“Yeah. Bitch”

by Dumdumnumnum December 15, 2018