American Airlines Halfway House

An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.

I sat on the tarmac in Chicago for two hours only to end up in in an American Airlines Halfway House

by HeloPilot July 16, 2021

American Airlines Halfway House

An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.

I sat on the tarmac waiting to go home, and ended up in an American Airlines Halfway House.

by HeloPilot July 16, 2021

Turk Hava Yollari | Turkish Airlines

N: A good ROBLOX group, very good. Ryanair TM cannot compare.

I went to a Turk Hava Yollari | Turkish Airlines flight and it was better than Ryanair TM! When do applications open?

by MelSabharwal January 14, 2021

San International Airlines

A shitty airline with amazing staff members.

"Hey Bro, I'm going onto San International Airlines!"

"Yo bro, watch out, it's not a good airline"

by Joanne Anne January 21, 2022

John SouthWest Airlines

John southWest Airlines is a anime nerd who can rock anyones world with his flight or stupidty. 10/10 airlines

Welcome to john southwest airlines

by Jhon southwest January 20, 2022

Paratroopa Airlines

One of 3 airline companies in the Mushroom Kingdom. They are not as popular as the other 2, but have better routes. There planes aren't all that great.

My ticket says Paratroopa Airlines.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

IKEA Airlines

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions

Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.

by Rstam May 21, 2019