One who creates a thread on a forum and continually posts comments after every reply. Most of said comments are useless, and are only an attempt to keep the thread going.
Forum_Poster313: Dude this thread is decent
Minge-bag25: Yeah, i know, i created it!
Minge-bag25: Any more stuff for my thread?
Minge-bag25: Hey forum poster, how's that thing of your's doing?
Forum_Poster313: Man, your being a total thread lord
Minge-bag25: Yeah, i know, i created it!
Minge-bag25: Any more stuff for my thread?
Minge-bag25: Hey forum poster, how's that thing of your's doing?
Forum_Poster313: Man, your being a total thread lord
by RJ Ford May 29, 2007
A forum thread that has been dead for over a week and then out of nowhere some asshole brings it back to life.
by Ormsby<3 June 21, 2011
by kxilyynn September 24, 2017
The act of posting ridiculous comments that are within the thread topic, but are so blatantly distorted to suit the opinion of the contributor only. All others in the forum can not reasonably convince the polluter that their logic is off base and they continue to post the same comments over and over in multiple threads, hoping that someone will finally agree with them and tell them they are 100% correct.
(thread #1) kwnger1371: i tink dat dere be none air in the sky
other: Come on! What do you think our atmosphere is made of?
kwnger1371: yer stoopid and dumb and nut and diffently not node wuht yer tokking bout.
other: Thread pollution is all you do.IBTL
admin: This one is done.
(thread #2) kwnger1371: i tink dat dere be none air in the sky
other: Come on! What do you think our atmosphere is made of?
kwnger1371: yer stoopid and dumb and nut and diffently not node wuht yer tokking bout.
other: Yet again, more thread pollution.
and on and on and on and on....
other: Come on! What do you think our atmosphere is made of?
kwnger1371: yer stoopid and dumb and nut and diffently not node wuht yer tokking bout.
other: Thread pollution is all you do.IBTL
admin: This one is done.
(thread #2) kwnger1371: i tink dat dere be none air in the sky
other: Come on! What do you think our atmosphere is made of?
kwnger1371: yer stoopid and dumb and nut and diffently not node wuht yer tokking bout.
other: Yet again, more thread pollution.
and on and on and on and on....
by Bandit76 March 25, 2006
Step 1. Put hand warmers into a cup made of felt and thread.
Step 2. Jizz into cup, and wait for it to boil (or get really hot)
Step 3. Stick testicles into cup.
Very handy for the instance where your testicles are so cold, they retract through your ass.
Step 2. Jizz into cup, and wait for it to boil (or get really hot)
Step 3. Stick testicles into cup.
Very handy for the instance where your testicles are so cold, they retract through your ass.
After Vrushabh Doshi's Cleveland Steamer outside, he was in need of a thread cup to heat up his balls.
by Vrushabh Doshi January 09, 2010
by cvrefugee February 03, 2005
When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock.
by SentientDreamer January 19, 2017