by kikismells June 24, 2020
When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.
by CapitateEdd January 19, 2012
The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"
by Manslut5000 October 06, 2013
A male receiving a blowjob while shitting then ejaculates all over the face of the person giving head.
I gave my girlfriend a steamy blizzard last night and her face looked like a ski slope that smelled shitty!
by Hambone1228 July 26, 2017
by Things and stuff February 23, 2020
Shitting on someones face, then painting them like a jack-o-lantern, this works even better if they happen to be a ginger.
by Titsgizzle December 08, 2010
by CPD2011 April 20, 2011