Dion

Terrible haircut, every Dion I have ever met has either been bald or just overall had a god awful hair cut. They also usually smell like smegma.

Dion is VERY annoying

by shhhefbshfbhfebhbefbfh March 10, 2025

Dion

Dion’s a Big, handsome, respectful young man with a huge Cock and a very fast learner

Dion
Jade- I seen his huge ahhh dihhh

by jade cuz March 17, 2025

Dion

Dion is one of the sexiest human being on earth, also don't forge he has a huge ass cock which can be measured with the Gotthard Tunnel in Switzerland. he is also a very loving and smart person he won't betray you! he also has a big cock if I forgot to mention.

Oh my god is that Dion? Yes it's Dion he's that guy with a huge cock.

by Jessica from Ohio November 23, 2021

dione

a very angry person, weird but cool, i really like them tbh. they're my comfort person <3 MUWAH I LOVE U BESTIE

dione has a shopping addiction

by LMAO WTF IS A PSEUDONYM November 24, 2021

Dion

Tends to wine upon the cousin cuckie

"I went to this party and these Dioning on top of his cousins"

by Fredo Pasta November 24, 2021

Dion

Best person on earth he’s so cute and hot

Dion is so hot

by Bully Maguire Fr March 29, 2023

Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025