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Belgium technocracy

Where a country has no leader or government for a period of time, operating by the old government's rules and continuing as usual. This normally doesn't work for very long, as the lack of government means that core features that a government brings cannot proceed until a new one forms to take its place. It's called a “Belgium technocracy” as a joke about Belgium breaking its own record for days without government for 592 days.
Maybe it might've been a better idea to just have a Belgium technocracy than this.
by DerpyDerp80 November 25, 2021
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BELGIUM STINKY

During intercourse the man sucks the fart out of a woman’s ass and blows it out like a vape
Ooooh that was a tangy Belgium stinky!
by PapaTantan420 June 11, 2023
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Belgium surprise

When randomly, in the act of intercourse, a man switches his dong out for a Belgium sausage.
Marshall gave his girl the night of her life when he gave her a Belgium surprise.
by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023
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belgium french fry

A very cold and thicc french fry, normal bought in McDonalds or Chick-fil-a
by The lowercase G April 20, 2018
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Belgium Dip

When a man stands naked over another laying down, head to tails, and pours a Belgium beer down his back soaking his balls and proceeds to tea bag them. Hence, a Belgium dip.
I totally gave him/her a Belgium dip
by K@ble June 1, 2024
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BELGIUM BUBBLER

When you fuck someone in the arse and cum inside their asshole and wait until the cum bubbles out so you can eat it.
Oh my god dude, Stacy’s so fucking hot that I’d let her give me a Belgium bubbler.
by Skin daddy August 29, 2019
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Belgium

Belgium is a country in Europe between France and Germany. Belgium is known to be a country with a lot of stereotypes such as "Belgium only makes French Fries and mussels." or "Belgium isn't real." As this definition is written, the current prime minister is Alexander De Croo. The king of the country is Philippe 1st from Belgium, but soon enough, his daughter Elizabeth will become Queen Elizabeth 1st from Belgium.

Belgium is known to have some food specialities such as Belgian chocolate, French fries, mussels, waffles, and Abbey beer.
Person 1: I went to Brussels this week.

Person 2: Where's Brussels.

Person 1: In Belgium.
by SlammerGaming0 November 12, 2023
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