National put your dick in a bag of Doritos day.
the only day where it’s acceptable to put your dick in a bag of Doritos.
the only day where it’s acceptable to put your dick in a bag of Doritos.
person 1 : “what’s your favorite flavor of Doritos?”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch”
by necrophiliacs November 2, 2019

The day when the greatest person was born. Whoever has this birthday will get there crush to like them on that day. You should treat people with this birthday with respect.
by Nemo836382 November 1, 2019

by Pickle juice goose October 13, 2019

by Dogluvr_4_life January 16, 2019

by bitxchy gitl November 4, 2020

Person 1 : yo wtf, why are you watching Hentai??
Person 2 : it’s October 23 AKA he hentai day, you wanna join me?
Person 1 : you made that up but ok.
Person 2 : it’s October 23 AKA he hentai day, you wanna join me?
Person 1 : you made that up but ok.
by MemeReview☭ October 16, 2019

Person 1: Omg it is July 23! Person 2: One Direction is 1 year older than last year! Person 3: Let’s celebrate!!🎉🎉
by Treat People With Kindness December 19, 2020
