September 23

National put your dick in a bag of Doritos day.

the only day where it’s acceptable to put your dick in a bag of Doritos.
person 1 : “what’s your favorite flavor of Doritos?”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch”
by necrophiliacs November 2, 2019
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November 23

The day when the greatest person was born. Whoever has this birthday will get there crush to like them on that day. You should treat people with this birthday with respect.
Oh, tomorrow is November 23, his birthday. I should treat him nicely.
by Nemo836382 November 1, 2019
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July 23

National find your soulmate day! On this day you find the person you’ll truly love and love to fuck
Yo you guys started dating on July 23! Damn y’all must be having hella good sex
by Pickle juice goose October 13, 2019
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april 23

if your birthday is today well your really pretty and all the guys/girls want you
that girl is born on april 23 shes gotta be drop dead gorgeous
by bitxchy gitl November 4, 2020
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October 23

Person 1 : yo wtf, why are you watching Hentai??
Person 2 : it’s October 23 AKA he hentai day, you wanna join me?
Person 1 : you made that up but ok.
by MemeReview☭ October 16, 2019
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July 23

One Direction is 1 year older that last year! We celebrate them!
Person 1: Omg it is July 23! Person 2: One Direction is 1 year older than last year! Person 3: Let’s celebrate!!🎉🎉
by Treat People With Kindness December 19, 2020
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