Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

Zodiac Killer

The zodiac killer was a mysterious murderer in the 70s. Got away with a lot of murders.

Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer!!!

by WHALEMART June 30, 2016

Zodiac Disease

A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.

Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.

Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.

Karen suffers from stage 4 zodiac disease

by Freshdumb December 23, 2019

Mark aka zodiac killer

Markus parkus is a Leo

Bark is a Leo and he is in denial mark aka zodiac killer

by Zodiac in denial February 14, 2022

The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.

"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."

by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018

zodiacing

to puke in a movie theatre

person 1-yo man this movie's amazing
person 2- i know it's so good, omg man kyle's zodiacing
kyle-blahhhhh blahhhhh

by biznitches February 8, 2008

Zodiac Omnist

Someone who identifies with all zodiac signs.

As a Zodiac Omnist, he studies all the signs, believing that everyone has aspects of every sign within them.

by EternalSerpent June 23, 2023