zander

zander is the best person you will ever meet. he is fun,cool,nice and more. i love that he is my bestfriend and always will be. i hope to spend many more year with him. he makes me feel safe when a laugh. if u start a fight with him or his friends he will fight back. but he is also a angle <3

ainsley: omg is that my crush zander ?
me: yess go ask him out!!
ainsley: ok i will go do to

by thatonegirlryleigh February 7, 2022

Zander

the most annoying person in High School Owl House AU'S
(primarily on Wattpad)
or just a tall, blonde sexist jock

"Oh my god it's Zander, the most obnoxious dickhead in the world."

by Rememberthatmomentwhenuflopped August 12, 2025

Zander

Zander is a terrible friend he loves to suck dick and he is gay but he loves his girlfriend I have no clue how. Zander could be a good friend sometimes and I mean sometimes all bolded and he is amazing at giving head and he's a rich mother fucker.

Zander is a fatass NIGGER

by Rizzalations October 27, 2023

Zander

Zanders are the GAYEST human beings in the world of human beings. Not even James Charles is as gay as them.

Zander; I am not Gay!!!!!

Me: Zander your gay be gay be gay

by Zanders Friend June 14, 2022

Pulling a Zander

When someone named Zander takes the longer way to a destination "on purpose"

Look at him pulling a Zander.

by Sasquatch7307 June 29, 2024

Zander

a legend

That guy us such a Zander

by Zanderinnit July 6, 2021

Zander

Zander is an actual Chad he is mostly seen in your discord server posting very funny memes. He is very handsome and girls drop dead for Zanders but Zander just wants to be left alone

A: OMG THAT GUY IS SO HOT IM SOAKING WET!
J: What guy?
A: ZANDER!!~

by Exility199 May 3, 2022