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Zeus

He is the nicest person ever. Don't be fooled by Greek Mythology, for the one and only person he loves is Hera. When they talk about their love; they talk about a garden.
They looked at each other and never looked back.

It's not about taking Hera's side, or Zeus's side, but more like the bigger picture-- of them together both happy. So when you praise them, praise both for their love-- that's eternal.

We get the bigger picture wrong, thinking it's one side vs the other, but when you put it together, it's moreso them together fighting for the bigger cause.

So write about how much he loves his wife, and write how much he love everyone, and write about Hera as being the number one, because that is what they probably want everyone to remember in the end.

Write about their love, because, in the end, it's always Hera and Zeus.

So Zeus, I hope we write about you two being in love, happy, and complete, for when we read about you, we read about how you two always come back to each other in the end.
That's Zeus for you, forgiving as always.
by Rowsea July 16, 2020
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Zeus fiend

When you are such a sweaty tryhard you incarnate Zeus
Bruh tell me why this mans is a Zeus fiend
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This means that someone wasn't loyal in a relationship. It references the greek god of the sky, Zeus, who always cheated on his wife Hera, goddess of marriage*see what they did there?*, with other guys and gals.
"My boyfriend did the Zeus to me!!! He cheated on me"
by barcelonalocalwhore November 8, 2020
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Zeus

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Zeus is a gay assssss
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Zeus

A game mode in Arma 3, that lets a player be a gamemaster and control the battlefield in real-time as the rest of the players play their roles to complete their objectives.
Orochi was messing around during the Op, so Zeus strikes him with lightening.
by GarudOne December 8, 2020
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Zeus

The one that looks in the mirror and sees greatness.
Zeus was talking to himself (Narcissus) when he told himself you better watch yourself.
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Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you donโ€™t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 โ€œEvery Which Way but Zeusโ€ as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White thatโ€™s what happens when you donโ€™t eat enough fiber.
After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus
by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021
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