xander

To be a professional sexy-man, characterized by public displays of attractiveness, swoonings of women behind the "xanderer," and the like.
Women can also xander, only swoonings of men would be characteristic of the she-xanderer.

Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those Colleens behind him?

Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those Colleens behind him?

Nathaniel and Xander were planning to xander with Laura next week. It was going to be an attractive night.

by Xander M January 19, 2009

Xanie

A Xanax

I just popped a xanie

by Heohsocool March 9, 2018

Xandr

The type of boy that every girl wants he falls in love quick and is a great friend to have, if you know a xandr keep him close and dont let him go. He's a great boyfriend treats girls rights get yourself a xandr!

Damnn who's that boy? He must be a xandr!!

by ThickandSpicey;) July 24, 2018

Xander

14 inches of rock solid dick and a dark sensor of humor incredible at rhyming sexist homophobe and pretty cool when you get to know him he’s not actually sexist or homophobic just wants to make friends but doesn’t let people get close to him because he’s been betrayed a lot and beat up uncomprhendable

He must be a Xander I cant understand half the words he says

by Dmetri4208 December 15, 2018

Xandro

A loser addicted to Xanax who has no job and gets all their money from their mother

Hey you seen Xandro lately?
Yeah, he’s sitting on his ass fucked up like usual

by MWilkins68931 September 4, 2019

Xander Effect

A principle which dictates that in any given group of people, the most attractive person will be regarded as extremely hot, irregardless of that person's actual attractiveness.

The effect is most often seen with groups of "less than" to "not-at-all" attractive people.

"Damn, Lucy is looking fine!"
"No way, man, look around -- Xander Effect."

by James Carmel May 2, 2006

Xandered

When the unfunny one of the group try’s to add to the joke but ruins it completely

Well ,ok, you’ve xandered it.

by Frankly immeasurable October 11, 2018