Someone who is willing to carry the conversation when you're too fucked up too. And two hours later when you come back, it's like you never left.
by Therick1795 April 5, 2015
Get the Wingmanmug. A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.
Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.
by he who wishes to be anonymous August 6, 2023
Get the wireless wingmanmug. A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).
Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.
by Benny TP June 24, 2009
Get the inverted wingmanmug. The male version of Jersey Shore's grenade, when a beautiful woman is attracted to you because you look temporarily better than the male nearby, that male being the anti-wingman.
by copperisreallyblueontheinside July 7, 2018
Get the anti-wingmanmug. Your bro, your hommie who always has your back in...especially in sticky situations. He'll just pop out of nowhere and *BAM* you're closing the deal.
by BossToss November 24, 2021
Get the Wingmanmug. Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
by Mr. Spring August 23, 2012
Get the ex-wingmanmug. A friend who makes sure you are loyal. Makes sure you don’t talk to any other girls. Keeps you a good man
by Abe999 November 30, 2021
Get the Opposite wingmanmug.