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Boys will be boys

The biggest, pithiest, bullshittest excuse for male behavior that is otherwise legally/morally unacceptable from birth to the grave. Covers socially perverse actions that no girl could ever get away with without the label to the effect of "weird/evil" or "whore", i.e. like fighting, having promiscuous sex, cruelty to people and animals, or any behavior combining selfishness and aggression.
Teacher 1: Last week, one of my students mooned the class. When I called his father, he apologized, laughed and said "Boys will be boys."
Teacher 2: True enough.
Teacher 1: A few days later, his daughter did the same thing. He came down, mortified, and spanked her right in the principal's office.
Teacher 2: Sounds fair.
by bitteryoungwoman April 11, 2009
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Initials of people that will be together forever

L+M, B+D, N+A are the best couples 🚫🧢🤭
Initials of people that will be together forever are L+M, B+D and N+A
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Boys will be boys

A common phrase to describe when a friend gives his friend oral sex. A 'bro job'.
After the game we just hung out in the locker room, you know 'boys will be boys'
by Kiwi slang September 13, 2019
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Will Barber Starkey

A small cock bag, well below 5ft. His favorite meal is a dingle berry crumble, a yummy recipe made out of a collection of shit, moslty from wills own bum hole. No one likes him, and he is insulted everywhere he goes. His response is to cry.
Hey will, you're a cockbag.

Will Barber Starkey runs away crying
by Angry Popeye May 28, 2011
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I Will Be

Probably the best song Avril Lavigne has ever recorded.

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Alice: Ohmygodd have you heard that song I Will Be by Avril Lavigne?

Rose: Well duh! It's amazingg!
by CaliCatastrophe March 30, 2010
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There will be blood

A phrase use to indicate you will banging a female virgin tonight. Alternatively, although rarely, it can be used by a female virgin who intends on loosing her virginity tonight.
GuyA: Hey, where you going?
GuyB: ...there will be blood
by KillTheWhales August 10, 2009
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