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Wanda

The beginning of phrases such as "wanda from the zoo" "Wanda at the mall" Wanda can be multiple people that may or may not have a secret instagram where they post memes (wanda is married to cozmo who has issues)
I miss wanda from the zoo post universal deppresion really be thriving.
by Heyyeets February 12, 2019
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wandas..actualwife

an amazing and beautiful person and an even better mutual😘😘kinda famous or whatevaa
honestly dying though 🙂🔫
wandas..actualwife is sooo pretty and nice
by your......mom June 4, 2021
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Wanda Maximoff

Also known as the scarlet witch, she was introduced in mcu, back in 2018 in Avengers age of Ultron, it was not until Wandavision and Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness that we realised she was easily one of the most powerful characters in mcu and comics, easily slamming Hela, Thor, Captain Marvel, Jean grey , Thanos and even Kang
Wow she is so Wanda Maximoff
Damn bro that is a Wanda Maximoff move
by MARVEL_STAN December 12, 2022
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On the 12th of December, all Wanda profile pictures will be banned from all Discord servers.
Looks like Wanda Profile Picture Banishment Day is coming soon.
by Soooo true December 10, 2021
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d wanda

when a man is sucking a woman’s titties as he inserts his penis into her vagina giving her extreme pleasure as another man is giving her anal, their bodies form the shape of a W
oh yea Amanda, John, and Will are into that freaky stuff, did you hear the pulled a d wanda?
by swandog October 24, 2017
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strawberry wet Wanda

putting your finger inside of a bloody vagina and putting it in somebody's ear
after a hard round of anal sex while on my period my boyfriend decided to put a finger in my vagina and stick it in my ear hence the strawberry wet Wanda
by lirpaydoc March 25, 2022
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Wanda

Ok... He's how you make something that isn't shit: So, Necro-Dr. Strange fights Wanda and loses. Instead of giving America Chavez a bullshit, cliche "You're so much stronger than you know you just have to BELIEVE!!!!" speech; he just loses. Wanda goes to steal America's powers she gets scared and opens up a portal to the other universe. Then the OTHER Wanda gets involved and you get a Wanda on Wanda fight. The other universe's Wanda loses (because she doesn't use the darkhold and is, therefore, weaker than MCEU Wanda) and, as she does, she is thrown through the portal to the universe she inhabits. MCEU Wanda follows through the portal and gloats as the kids rush over to their Wanda "Mom! Mom! Get up!" As MCEU Wanda approaches, the reality around them begins to distorted along with the voices of the kids. MCEU Wanda looks around, confused, as the illusion fades away around them. IT WAS A GRIEF DOME! IT WAS A GRIEF DOME THE WHOLE TIME! (Like the one from WandaVision!) So MCEU Wanda learns that her fantasy of living out the rest of her days with her children WAS A LIE! It turns out that ALL of the Wandas in ALL of the universes resign themselves to a life of isolation where they create an illusory dome and live out their motherhood fantasy because her kids aren't real!!! MCEU Wanda is dissolutioned.
She returns to her universe and she can collapse the temple on herself (whatever that's find I guess). Necro Dr. Stranger taps into America Chavez's mind (with magic or something) and opens up a portal to get himself and Rachel out of the universe they're in blah blah blah movie over there's of it is fine.

Hym "OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!! Isn't that better!? Sent a chill down your spine didn't it? The big reveal at the end? THAT is how you write something that doesn't suck! THAT is the ending of a Wanda movie that audiences don't hate! It's almost like I'm a genius who wrote a Hypertext upon which a multitude of anime characters, songs, and movie characters are based. None of which conflate the intimations of the text with the references in the hypertext. I would like to know how people know who I am and what I look like now, please. And who's profiting from my likeness."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
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