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WALT

"WALT" is the name given to someone who tells stories beyond belief. Named after the famous story teller, Walt Disney, this person is known to "1 Up" anyone in the room. Typically found alone at parties and the bar scene as they are quickly shunned by non believers.
By the end of the party, Mike's friend from out of town, will now be known as "Walt." He told the most ridiculous stories I've every heard. We all just responded, "OK, Walt!"
by QMikeyL November 23, 2020
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pongo walt

A guy who thinks he's in the armed forces (namely army) but is actually a shit-munching scrote. 'Pongo Walts' also tend to be tall beyond the atmosphere, similar in look and smell to the BFG.
My mate thinks he's nails, but he's actually a Pongo Walt. That's why he's on the sex offender's register.
by josh-e-smith April 19, 2018
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Walt

The toughest kid in Sydney

Walter Walker is one of the toughest kids as he runs Redfern gym. He also is a gym rat with Polic and Mado who all bench the bar x.

Walt runs the boardo as king and loves a fiddle with hodgey and Seb suk a man
Yeeeeeee Walt ur so tough
by so creamy May 23, 2021
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uncle walt

Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.
Oh christ, that guy is such an Uncle Walt, look at that laser collection.
by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020
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Drew-walt

Verb. Used when a male with an extremely small penis rapidly attacks the butthole of another male, with fast repetitive motions reminiscent of a Dewalt hammer drill. Typically lasts less than 12 seconds.
He drew-walted his friend into for all of 8 seconds before he fell asleep.
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