Walmarted

To be fucked in the ass repeatedly, while asking for more.

Oh man; I got Walmarted real bad at that work meeting today. I thought I was doing one job, then they completely changed it up.

by goddess0321 May 30, 2019

Walmarting

The act of tying a plastic Walmart bag over a woman's head while proceeding to have intercourse and referring to her ass as a Walmart bag.

When Billy saw his cat it reminded him of Walmarting

by Creamstar January 31, 2021

WalMart

The worst level of Hell or destroyer of happiness and devourer of souls

Walmart where you lose you happiness and soul

by Barry Newton June 28, 2017

Walmarting

(verb) Human engagement in sexual acts with stuffed animals in Walmart–– however the definition has expanded to include these acts performed anywhere.

Did you read that story about a dude who arrested for Walmarting a stuffed horse?
firsttoknow.com/making-love-to-stuffed-horse

by iamsomeoneelse March 28, 2015

Walmarting

Losing connection for more than 5 seconds, then re-entering a party on Xbox Live.

"So-and-so has left the Xbox Live party",
"Oh he soo walmarted."
"So-and-so has joined the Xbox Live party"
"I don't like walmarting."

by The Masked Unknown September 16, 2012

walmarting

Taking a trip to walmart with full intention to shop lift; Stealing from walmart

Do you guys want to go walmarting tomorrow?!

by 'Stin Train May 25, 2010

walmart

The ghetto cousin that Target disowned where everything from fights to plumbers with buttcracks roam freely and without shame. The knockoff Bath and Body Works, shot guns, whiffle balls, ratchet bras where the wire will pop out in one use, ethnic hair products, goldfish tanks with many floating dead goldfish, and other useless shit are abundant here, most likely produced by labor wreaked kids in sweatshops along the Huang He river.

Lets go to Walmart so I can buy some knockoff Converse and some Drain-O. While I'm in there, I'm going to swing by the tampon isle and carefully evade two fights over some cheap ass Adidas.

by jigglypimp January 16, 2015