Waifu

Best girl in anime who puts all other female characters to shame. If she were real you would do whatever it took to make her your bride

See: "Froppy" from My Hero Academia

"I want to make her my Waifu! If only she were real..."

by fatjohnson2023 March 9, 2023

waifu music

An umbrella term for a style of music (typically of the Future Bass and Chill genre) that contains many sounds from anime (such as gasps), particularly in accompaniment with anime thumbnails (especially female), and an overall 'vibe' that screams out, "I am a tremendous weeaboo".

Note; This does not stop the songs themselves from being at times decent.

Jimmy likes to listen to waifu music, all the anime sounds add one hair to his neckbeard for each over sexualised noise.

by Kashootme October 7, 2017

Waifu

Otaku word to say "wife". Many believe that only one waifu is allowed, which is true except for muslims who can marry four. Muslims are alphas and you can't do any shit about it.

Otaku: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Freddy Mercury: He's ju-
Waifus: Let us introduce ourselves

by JustSith April 20, 2019

sadome's waifu

tomboy, and a she-male, a hypocrite, etc.

dang she's sadome's waifu

by minecraftpvpcoolkid97 July 27, 2018

Waifu check

similar to hip check but performed on weebs

-Do You know Steven from 2E?
-Yeah, I've waifu checked him yesterday for his waifu shirt

by Matatt February 10, 2022

Waifu

A waifu is someone from an anime or manga that you wish to have sexual intercourse with or date.

A Waifu with a knifefu will end your laifu...

by Yurio_best_boi April 9, 2021

Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)

Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P

by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021