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Turtle Warting

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day
we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting
by George Peasant May 21, 2008
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Donezog Washington

An individual who is finished with an act or action. used as a declaration of completion. Derived from the actor Denzel Washington.
Dude, after eating that entire pizza I'm Donezog Washington.

Looks like your car is Donezog Washington. Time to look at getting a new one.
by LumberJohn December 29, 2011
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Kept you waiting, huh?

Snake is keeping you waiting, huh? You can't wait any longer. But he continues to keep you waiting, huh?
Where's Snake? I don't know. Probably kept you waiting, huh?
by TheBananaFactory September 11, 2020
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booty call waiting

(noun) When the person you are sleeping with enters into a relationship with someone else and you have to wait for it to end in order to continue having sex with them.
She found herself a man, and I got put on booty call waiting.
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George Washington Swag

Any act of striking an epic "forward leaning, one knee high" pose so as to resemble George Washington in the famous "Crossing of the Delaware" painting. It should be struck in any crowded moving vehicle so as to set one's self apart from the less heroic mortals around you.

Ideal locations for George Washington Swag include but are not limited to:
Convertibles
Jeeps
Golf Carts
Parade Floats
Slow Moving Amusement Park Rides
Any prominent location on a boat
And atop shopping carts in Wal-mart (Experts Only)
I knew our savior had finally come the instant I checked his George Washington Swag
by Cptn. Handsome October 28, 2010
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Aberdeen, Washington

birth place and hometown of Kurt Cobain, late lead singer/guitarist/writer for the "alternative/grunge" band Nirvana.
by Booger January 23, 2005
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George Washington Cake

A 2-layered white cake separated by a layer of strawberry jam commonly sliced and served covered with powdered sugar. It is predominantly served on the birthday of the first president of the United States or, failing that, on President's Day. It's origins are thought to go back as far as the Civil War where soldiers were known to Indian leg wrestle for the last piece of "GWC."
If I'm not with Mona, I'm jamming my George Washington Cake.
by Get out of Dodge February 12, 2010
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