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mike: tell me, who's the best waifu?
joe: speedwagon. (based)
by 0wl3l June 12, 2022
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waifu

Used to refer to a female fictional character that the user experiences attraction to.

The term originated from the manga Azumanga Daioh, where character Mr Kimura uses the term to refer to his actual wife. (Yes, the original definition is literally just "wife" in Engrish.)
Guy 1: "(insert character here) is my waifu"
Guy 2: "(insert tangent about Azumanga Daioh)
by CapTouhou June 13, 2022
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Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021
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Waifu

A hentai lovers imaginary wife. Either has mental issues or is weird and has no connection with there father
Hey do you know that fucking loser who had a waifu.
by Joe_Bidenn November 20, 2021
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Nameless Waifu

A cute waifu in music videos by a channel ( the one with blue hair )
Channel: just search "kisagari station song" and you'll see the channel

The channel makes music videos of japanese urban legends and uses the waifu in the thumbnails and the video
"Nameless waifu is so cute!"
"Lol simp"
by Shanggosteen March 21, 2022
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Waifu Check

When You hip check somebodys waifu so hard, she implodes waist down.
Men1: Men i love Darkness from Konosuba! *20minutes monologue about tits and ass of cartoon girl*
Men2: She got waifu checked last night, You can scrape her from the wall.
by Matatt February 10, 2022
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Waifu check

similar to hip check but performed on weebs
-Do You know Steven from 2E?
-Yeah, I've waifu checked him yesterday for his waifu shirt
by Matatt February 10, 2022
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