battle vest

(Noun, Related; see "Battle Jacket")

A denim vest, particularly one worn by fans of metal music (colloquially refered to as "metalheads").

The distinction between a battle vest and a regular denim vest is that a battle vest will have patches sewn on indicating which bands the metalhead enjoys listening to. A battle vest may also include studs and/or spikes, however this is not a requirement to be deemed a "battle vest".

Many metal fans will wear these as a sign of dedication to their favorite bands, and as a calling card to fellow metalheads in public spaces; most notably, concerts and festivals. However, you may occasionally find a metalhead in the wild wearing their vest for common daytime activities, such as grocery shopping, or mowing their lawn.

While the vest may make someone appear intimidating, it should be noted that most metalheads are very sociable and amicable people, who simply want to use extreme fashion as a form of self-expression. In addition, most metalheads appreciate other genres of music as well, so don't be surprised if you hear them talking about their favorite rappers or jazz artists too!
"Whoa, did you check out that dude's battle vest?"

"Yeah man, He's got Gojira and Opeth patches sewn on there. He has some damn good taste!"
by Ceaig69420 August 08, 2024
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berry vest

When a lady lies on the bed and 15+ men lay their testicles on her chest at the same time.
That berry vest looks great on Kate, I hope she wears one at the x-mas party.
by NertTheWerst November 09, 2017
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Subaru Vest

When two guys scissors butthole to butthole. So, their penis’s can stand erect next to each other. They then put condoms on so there’s no penis to penis contact. A woman then use a number 64 rubber band to join them together so she can insert them both into her vagina. A form of double penetration she can more comfortably control because she’ll be on top, in control riding the two penis’s at the same time.
Bro, she hot. We should see if she’s down for a Subaru vest.
by Fasho Fasho March 08, 2024
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Swishy Vest

Properly known as a "cardigan" but IT IS NOT A STUPID CARIGAN! A cardigan is a tight high set sweater but a swishy vest is that flowy sweater like vest made of thin material.
by LmL31 August 28, 2010
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the vest

The puffy vest worn by every director for every film they shoot. It gives them power.
Man, he is wearing the vest. He's ready to direct.
by Alex Vixen April 09, 2016
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The Vest

The name people round cheshunt and waltham cross call Danny Howell
Alright bro, have you seen the vest about? he owes me a score...
by Danny Howell December 19, 2020
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Kevlar Vest

Kevlar Vest is a term describing a conspiracy theory that is more fact than fiction, the antithesis to a Tinfoil Hat conspiracy theory which is more fiction then fact. Typically investigating a Kevlar Vest conspiracy theory is bad for one’s health, thus you would require a “Kevlar Vest”.
Paul: “All I’m saying is that Epstein didn’t kill himself!”
Sally: *Rips off face, revealing herself to be an FBI agent.*
FBI Agent: “You should have stopped digging.”
Paul: “Aww man, I knew this was a Kevlar Vest Conspiracy.”
FBI Agent: *Kills Paul, frames it as a suicide.*
by chinsaw2727 September 30, 2022
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