Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

The Vest

The name people round cheshunt and waltham cross call Danny Howell

Alright bro, have you seen the vest about? he owes me a score...

by Danny Howell December 19, 2020

fur vest

The biggest, hairiest guy in the bar. Especially when he is hitting on you or your friend.

"That fur vest looks great on Katie. I wonder if she'll take it home."

by snoddydoesntknow May 8, 2016

berry vest

When a lady lies on the bed and 15+ men lay their testicles on her chest at the same time.

That berry vest looks great on Kate, I hope she wears one at the x-mas party.

by NertTheWerst November 8, 2017

Gay Scout vest

A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).

I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.

by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022

A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipple. Term for more than 3 nipples in a group.

Wow! Look over there at those Guidos with their shirts off. What a vest of nipples!!

by dinky22 September 17, 2022

going vest

at prom or another party at which you wear a vest with other fancy clothing over it but it's way too hot so you take off your blazer/tux/suit/whatever and wear your vest on the outside.

DAMN, this tux is way hotter than I was expecting! As soon as I get to prom tomorrow night I'm going vest.

by goingvestguy May 30, 2011