cashmere vest

It's where they guy poops on the girl's chest anytime during sex. Or vise versa.

Oh baby, that was so good! A cashmere vest would make this evening perfect!

by Leviathan72 May 29, 2017

going vest

at prom or another party at which you wear a vest with other fancy clothing over it but it's way too hot so you take off your blazer/tux/suit/whatever and wear your vest on the outside.

DAMN, this tux is way hotter than I was expecting! As soon as I get to prom tomorrow night I'm going vest.

by goingvestguy May 30, 2011

Swishy Vest

Properly known as a "cardigan" but IT IS NOT A STUPID CARIGAN! A cardigan is a tight high set sweater but a swishy vest is that flowy sweater like vest made of thin material.

Ohhh man. I love that pretty swishy vest!

by LmL31 August 28, 2010

fur vest

The biggest, hairiest guy in the bar. Especially when he is hitting on you or your friends.

That fur vest looks great on Katie. I hope she takes it home.

by snoddydoesntknow May 8, 2016

party vest

An asian style red suede vest usually worn by the first person to get drunk at a party or person willing to party the most.

Exact origins are unknown; analysis reveals it smells funny.

Put away the axe, Ed has the party vest on.

by costas1 October 12, 2008

fur vest

The biggest, hairiest guy in the bar. Especially when he is hitting on you or your friend.

"That fur vest looks great on Katie. I wonder if she'll take it home."

by snoddydoesntknow May 8, 2016

A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipple. Term for more than 3 nipples in a group.

Wow! Look over there at those Guidos with their shirts off. What a vest of nipples!!

by dinky22 September 17, 2022