Sadly a real school with shitty sped bus level students and teachers that where if your not blowing them your more fucked than the school pedo who just got caught, *cough* *cough* Blake Manning.The only thing worse than the students and teachers is the lovely absolutely fucking useless guidance counselors who would rather see you fail or send you to the ward or rehab instead of fixing the issue and instead go in there offices and gossip and suck eachother off or something i don't know this schools fucked.
"Going to Wyalusing valley high school is like getting ass blasted in prison by your 7 foot black celly with a bowling pin for a meat hammer." johnny said while getting ass fucked in prison.
by Wetdogfarts February 14, 2025

“early college” high school located right between GhettoWood and JunkieValley. this school is a premium learning experience for any one of your drug addicted kids, nicotine... FULL coverage, thc and psychedelics are also included. the football program... they get all of our money just to shove piya sticks in one another’s butts. the faculty uses dip on school grounds, they also have sex with students... on yea and the “Virginity Tree” have sex on school grounds before? take your shoes and throw em in a tree by the lunch room for all to see, makes sense!?!? of a once someone shit in the boys urinal, his name? J.C.
by King_Organic September 10, 2021

A tiny, depressing, horribly constructed high school located in Conklin, New York. It has great music and theatre programs, but a melancholic atmosphere.
Home of the basic white girls who are addicted to snapchat, and immature white boys who pretend they are from the hood, and have an unhealthy obsession with football and mumble rappers.
A lot of the teachers and staff are lively and optimistic, which is strange considering that they live in upstate New York.
Home of the basic white girls who are addicted to snapchat, and immature white boys who pretend they are from the hood, and have an unhealthy obsession with football and mumble rappers.
A lot of the teachers and staff are lively and optimistic, which is strange considering that they live in upstate New York.
"Stfu, your childhood wasn't even that bad."
"I went to Susquehanna Valley High School."
"Oh shit my bad..."
"I went to Susquehanna Valley High School."
"Oh shit my bad..."
by DepressedDegenerate00 March 17, 2025

A school full of hoes, who vape, smoke weed, do heroin, gangbang, ect. The boys think they’re the shit but they fr are ugly.
by islandboy420 November 29, 2021
