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Valentine's Day

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Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account.

Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.

Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
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valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”
by daddu February 14, 2018
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Valentine's fever

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A fever that usually occurs on the start of February. Singles tend to sleep early to avoid seeing sweet couple posts in any social media platforms.
Yea looks like Rayne slept early, must be the Valentine's fever, she maybe avoiding those couple posts
by ElistorianSnacc February 5, 2021
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Valentine’s Day

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A day we’re u remember your single and feel bad and get depressed bc your man left u
Best Fran” it’s Valentine’s Day and yo ass still single shm”
Me “ bitch fuck you
Then goes home and cry’s and watches some dumbass movie
by “ this bitch “ February 14, 2019
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Valentine's day

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A day in which Hallmark makes most of its money from stupid cards, stuffed animals and candy.

Women, on that day, are blinded by the fact that men don't give a crap about the holiday, and buy gifts for their wife/gf so they can get laid that night.

It is an example of how love has become nothing more than a materialistic steaming pile of horseshit

For singles, both men and women it is a day to not look forward to.
Guy 1:"Hey do u believe in Valentine's day?"

Guy 2:"Hell no, I just buy her stuff on that day so i can have sex with her"
by SithLord89 February 23, 2011
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valentine's day butt sex

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The only day of the year you can finally get your girl agree to have butt sex.
Josh: Dude! You hyped for Valentine's day?
Parker: Yeah! Gonna get a whole bunch of that Valentine's day butt sex.
by Taco+Shurry=<3 February 12, 2014
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valentine's day

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a day when ugly people feel even more ugly and want to commit suicide.

See also LOVExx
ugly girl: hi, u wanna be my valentine?

guy: foook you, you're a fuckin munter!

*slits wrists*
by munter February 14, 2004
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