Unis Punis

What you say when you have one point in Orange Ball.

How many points do you have? Unis punis.

by StockM1991 February 14, 2010

uni pack

Totally buried (by flab) abdominal muscles in the configuration of a back pack. The exact opposite of a “six pack,” the definition of which is: “Well defined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a six pack of canned drinks.”
A uni pack could be described as: “Undefined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a two-liter bottle of Coca Cola carried in a school back pack that is already full of homework.”

Used by Jillian Michaels on 'Rachael Ray' 11/15/2011.

"Oh man, Bert's sure missing a six pack."
"Yeah, but he's not missing his uni pack." (snickers)

by =DSA. November 15, 2011

Uni-tard

A retard riding a unicycle.

PEPPERS: HEY MAN DID YOU GO TO THE CIRCUS.

PARKER:NO, WHY?

PEPPERS: I HEARD THEY HAVE THIS NEW UNI-TARD!!

by Brodieslinger6969 February 11, 2017

uni-whale

a male pervert who enjoys starring at chicks in a nasty and perverted way. The origin of the name is from the Latin word "sperm whale". Later in history, the "uni-" was added to represent the word "unicorn" - an animal with a very large horn on his head (a horny horse). Thus the word "uni-whale" was born.

"Did you see the way he was looking at her? That guy is such a uni-whale!"

by totally@123stupid February 6, 2010

p-unis

a little ass dick of someone who thinks they got a big one

you aint got no penis u got a p-unis

by Miss Jordan<3 December 28, 2005

Uni Dan

A loving human, who only want to see everyone he loves succeed. All around laugh box and agony aunt :)

God i wish i had a ‘Uni Dan’.

by Unifriend December 8, 2020

Uni-tard

The uni-tard, also known as the MILLAR-FEARNSY, scientists have proven the uni-tard only comes out at night time or when a person has an extremely large boner.

Careful a uni-tard might be near.

by fearnsy May 7, 2011