flaming tuba

a tuba with a moltov cocktail inside

in wwii a tuba player was walking down the street wen a moltov was thrown into his tuba thus born the flaming tuba

by john large cock March 14, 2010

tuning the tuba

playing with balls while giving head....

i wish my wife would tune my tuba more often....Tuning the tuba...

by Bigbadbootydaddy6909 May 14, 2009

sloppy tuba

When a girl is blowing a midget while she is standing up and holding him by placing her fingers in his ass.

I just found out that my girlfriend have Wee-Man a Sloppy Tuba while she was in college.

by Gem29 November 2, 2013

tuba scoober

a tuba player that has a very visible moose knuckle.

Hey Betty, have you ever seen a tuba scoober that big?

by Robster455333 June 22, 2008

tuba syndrome

- Disease that involves sitting around the house doing nothing but eating, smoking (ciggarettes and pot), sleeping, and masturbating (particularly if you get caught)

"I can't answer the phone right now, I've got a bad case of tuba syndrome"

by kidTHE September 3, 2005

filthy tuba

Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.

Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!

by Jiggity-Joe April 27, 2017

cosmic tuba

when a tuba is launched into outer space

"hey look! its a COSMIC TUBA!"

by nickgurr507 April 26, 2019