tuba scoober

a tuba player that has a very visible moose knuckle.

Hey Betty, have you ever seen a tuba scoober that big?

by Robster455333 June 22, 2008

sloppy tuba

When a girl is blowing a midget while she is standing up and holding him by placing her fingers in his ass.

I just found out that my girlfriend have Wee-Man a Sloppy Tuba while she was in college.

by Gem29 November 03, 2013

flaming tuba

a tuba with a moltov cocktail inside

in wwii a tuba player was walking down the street wen a moltov was thrown into his tuba thus born the flaming tuba

by john large cock March 14, 2010

tuning the tuba

playing with balls while giving head....

i wish my wife would tune my tuba more often....Tuning the tuba...

by Bigbadbootydaddy6909 May 14, 2009

tuba syndrome

- Disease that involves sitting around the house doing nothing but eating, smoking (ciggarettes and pot), sleeping, and masturbating (particularly if you get caught)

"I can't answer the phone right now, I've got a bad case of tuba syndrome"

by kidTHE August 10, 2005

Swamp Tuba

Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.

The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).

by arzole January 12, 2010

Filthy Tuba

Balloon animals made from intestines. Real great at parties.

Clown: "What kind of animal do you want, little boy?"
Kid: "What is a filthy tuba?"
Clown: "i'll show you. Do you happen to have a dog?"

by Bongojangles237 December 19, 2016