When two guys are with a chick one in front getting blown and one is doing her from behind. As the dude in front starts to blows his load in her mouth he calls out Crest and immediately the guy behind pulls out of her vag and shoves his penis into girls anus. The sudden penetration causes the girl to gasp out the mouth full of cum like a tube of toothpaste being squeezed at the end.
Yo for real b, me n Eddy pulled a TT-Tennessee Toothpaste on Shatoya last night and man as soon as I plowed my cock in her ass, BAM, she spit that load right back on his face yo!
by Slimegag55 October 26, 2010
An excuse people on probation use when they report to probation and have to do a breathalyzer and they fail. They say they just brushed their teeth, which leaves small reading of alcohol in their mouth.
Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer, you are going to jail.
Probationer: No I didn't drink, I just brushed my teeth before I came here.
Probation officer: don't try the toothpaste defense on me! You're going to jail!
Probationer: No I didn't drink, I just brushed my teeth before I came here.
Probation officer: don't try the toothpaste defense on me! You're going to jail!
by Lupara2012 August 01, 2012
Ninja is a toothpaste fagot
by Omegacannon October 18, 2018
English Toothpaste: Definition: When a partner during anal sex gets "shit dick" then takes the object out of the anus of the receiving partner and then rubs, like a toothbrush, the feces on the partner's teeth. Derivation: comes from the belief about the English having poor dentistry thus disgusting teeth.
Two guys are talking about how "nasty" their girlfriends are:
Tim: "My girlfriend is so nasty that she gave me head at the movies last night."
TJ: "Fuck that, thats not nasty. Nasty is my girlfriend, she let me give her English Toothpaste."
Tim: "My girlfriend is so nasty that she gave me head at the movies last night."
TJ: "Fuck that, thats not nasty. Nasty is my girlfriend, she let me give her English Toothpaste."
by Joe Lattari February 16, 2008
Brian: “Dude, I totally gave that chick from the bar some Texas Toothpaste last night.”
Jeff: “Damn, that’s kinda gross.”
Jeff: “Damn, that’s kinda gross.”
by xReaperx666 October 17, 2021
if a man could blow his wad and piss at the same time, the resulting liquid would be called bitch toothpaste.
by danny69 January 21, 2006
int. used in place of "oh my god" or "god damnit"; used by religeous people.
also "sweet mary, mother of toothpaste!"
also "sweet mary, mother of toothpaste!"
mother of toothpaste, that hurt!
by Aninymouse October 24, 2003