Toasted

Getting so fried and ripped off the devils lettuce that you feel the equivalent to burnt toast.

Brooooo, we just ripped through 4 J's and three bowls of bud. I'm so toasted I can see the colors of the rainbow on the knuckle of my hand.

by kenny chezney April 13, 2022

Toasting

Toasting, when you pretend to be engaged in online learning but you have left your laptop and gone off to the kitchen to make some tea and toast.
See ghosting "the practice of ending a personal relationship with someone by suddenly and without explanation withdrawing from all communication".

Mandy was registered online but I suspect she was toasting.....

by Zoom Overload HK March 03, 2020

toasted

to toast. to insult. commonly said after a yo-mamma joke is performed.

Person A (To person B): "I heard your mom likes other women."
Person C (To person B): "Oo. Toasted."

by BallerinaLuver69 October 06, 2009

toast

What commands Timmy Toast to kill.

"I hear toast!" -Timmy
"Does the toast talk to you? Does it order you to kill?" -Drabinowitz

by mattersy January 28, 2004

toast

A food superior to all other foods. Especially bread.
I mean, bread goes in a toaster and comes out toast!

(Girl): TOAST IS AMAZING!

(Boy): What's so great about it?

(Girl): ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD?!?

*Girl hits boy repeatedly in the head with electrical cord*

by Emmaleehh December 09, 2007

toasted

to be drunken to the point at which you can no longer function

Uncle Scott got so toasted at the game and almost got arrested for peeing in public

by missing_zomes February 09, 2019

toast

the new slang for totally
deriving from totes or toats

-you know what i mean?
-toast.

by wiper blade December 16, 2007