Stand and Serve

Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.

1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.

2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?

Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!

by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

standing doggy

When a relationship between a male and female becomes intimate and the female is told to “turn around”. The male stands up on the edge of the bed and proceeds to lay pipe in doggystyle while standing. It is widely known as the best sex position. RUFF RUFF 🐶

Did you do standing doggy on her last night?

by Sigma Fart September 9, 2023

Hooker stand

The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground

Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker

by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021

stand up in it

For a man to hold a woman in the air or braced against the wall or counter while performing sexual intercourse

Man you aint done a gosh dog thing until you stand up in it with that bitch.

by The one and only MC May 18, 2007

Last Stand

The perk in COD 4 when you are shot and lay on the ground with your pistol to have a last stand at killing someone.

I had a last stand head-shot.

by TJ Shobadobadingdong March 16, 2008

lip stand

the act of landing upright, from a fall, on one's lip. A face plant

That parking lot is so icy. Henry did a lip stand while trying to get to his car.

by MonkeyMan32 September 10, 2009

Stand and bang

The term used to describe a fight in of which participants stand up and exchange standing strikes. It is commonly used in MMA to describe an aggressive stand up contest.

"Wow, these guys are swingin' for the fences!" - Guy #1

"WOOOOOW, stand and bang, bro !" - Guy #2

by JayCT1 September 1, 2013